• Theatre/Arts, Cabaret/Burlesque and Something A Little Different
  • Tickets from £24.00 - £72.00
  • Central London
  • Over 18
  • Sun, 4th Oct 2020 @ 16:00 - 18:00
  • 16:00 - 18:00

Award-winning comedian and live artist Elf Lyons presents '‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer’.

Join award-winning clown and live artist Elf Lyons as she presents a ridiculously decadent afternoon of comedy, clowning, silliness, and stage fights.

Each act will partake in a terrifying duel with Elf. Who knows who will live or die.....

Line-Up includes...

- The niche & nasty ANDY FIELD
As heard on BBC Radio 1's The Andy Field Experience

- The physically bombastic HELEN DUFF
As seen on the BBC's MASH REPORT

- The horrible HUGE DAVIES
Ed Fringe Best Newcomer Nominee 2019

- The nemesis Richard Energy
Winner of Disney Snatch Game 2020 and 2nd Place Mx Madhouse

- The visually terrifying JOEY PAGE

As seen on Never Mind the Buzzcocks - ★★★★★ "A leading name in British cult comedy" Three Weeks

- The anarchic & welsh RYAN LANE
★★★★ The Skinny

All hosted by 'The Ordeal' ELF LYONS
★★★★ "Expert clowning that’s by turns charming, silly, touching and catastrophic" The Times

★★★★ "If you prefer your comedy going to the edge then toppling right off that edge try Lyons." Evening Standard




Ticket Event time Cost
Cabaret Table for Two to the show
Socially distanced Cabaret Table for Two to the show exclusively for your party
16:00 - 18:00 £24.00
Cabaret Table for Four to the show
Socially distanced Cabaret Table for Four to the show exclusively for your party
16:00 - 18:00 £48.00
Cabaret Table for Six to the show
Socially distanced Cabaret Table for Six to the show exclusively for your party
16:00 - 18:00 £72.00



1, Phoenix Street, WC2H 8BU


Central London

Nearest Station

Tottenham Court Road (Tube)


Phoenix Arts Club
'Best Bar & Club in Covent Garden & The Strand' - Time Out 'London's Best Secret Bar' - Harper's Bazaar 'Entertainment Club of the Year' - Club Awards Non-members can gain entry to The Club by advanced booking ONLY. A limited amount of tickets are made available to the public. Secreted away down the same little side street used in the opening sequence of Harry Potter and tucked beneath The Phoenix Theatre lies our charming escape from the London norm. Our lively and nostalgic theatre bar & Restaurant is located in the original dressing and rehearsal rooms of The Phoenix Theatre where Laurence Olivier made his debut on stage in the 1930s in "Private Lives" with Noel Coward and Gertrude Lawrence. With fascinating signed posters, paintings and pictures from decades of theatre productions, a restored art deco interior and hidden treasures lurking in every corner, there's something new to see on every visit, and you never know who might decide to give an impromptu performance! Be sure to download the Phoenix Arts Club APP before you arrive so that you can order direct from your table!  


Phoenix Arts Club

Phoenix Arts Club

'Best Club & Bar...' Time Out Awards 2015 + 2016 'Entertainment Club of the Year' Club Awards 2015 Turn onto Phoenix Street, off Charing Cross Road and you should spot the entrance to The Phoenix Arts Club and as Dick Van Dyke said in his best Cockney in Mary Poppins: “That there is what youmight…

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  • Rating: 5

    Visited 1 week ago Written by lpulsford90
    The show far exceeded our expectations - it was fantastic! A great, intimate venue with friendly staff. The performers were incredibly talented, fun and entertaining and we just loved it. We immediately booked to go back again soon, we enjoyed it so much!
  • Rating: 5

    Visited 1 week ago Written by onyoana
    Amazing !! What an awesome artist and stunning host !! We loved every single minute !!